Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?
When you left, I lost a part of me.
Guys: No Shirt, No Service – Gals: No Shirt, No Charg.
Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.
Joey Adams
Behind every successful man is a surprised womane.
Maryon Pearson
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.
Homer Simpson
Ideas don’t stay in some minds very long because they don’t like solitary confinement.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it, but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives.
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don’t stand in her way.
